Once upon a time I got a commission for a very special ‘Princess and the Pea’.

Let me give you a little bit of background. Dave likes to play with his metal detector and Chantel likes a long lie…….. The rest is documented here……

Check out the musket ball ‘pea’ and ancient timepiece

Once upon a time there was a handsome Prince called Dave. Prince Dave liked nothing more than to spend his time searching his kingdom for buried treasure.  All times of the day and night he was out there. He really was most anti-social.

Then one day along came Princess Chantel. “I can put up with your dastardly habits,” she said, “in return for spicy exotic treats and a comfy bed”

“Are you for real” said Prince Dave.

“I am for real,” said Princess Chantel, “I am your one true Princess”.

Prince Dave was delighted.  All times of the day and night he would go out hunting and Princess Chantel was as good as her word. She just slept through everything! Even with all the eyes of the kingdom upon her, time passed and she just slept… and slept and slept…

……….and they both lived happily ever after.

The end.